1. The grading center in New Jersey has burned down.
2. The past three weeks have been declaired as a holiday in which only junk mail is delivered.
3. A crazy english teacher (not mine), rabid from days in the same sweaty room with grading people, ate them.
4. I failed and the college board wants to spare my feelings (highly doubtful on both counts... ( Read more... )

This is kinda something I should have posted a week ago, oh freaking well. This made me angry.

Alright, if you are an english dork like me you'll know that synecdoche is basically parts of something standing for the whole thing  (like saying "Number 10" when referring to the Prime Minister, or the same with The White House. It's talking about the ( Read more... )